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Blackhawks get goals from Dickinson, 3 others, top Kraken 4-3
Blackhawks get goals from Dickinson, 3 others, top Kraken 4-3
Tyler Johnson and MacKenzie Entwistle scored in the second period, and the Chicago Blackhawks topped the Seattle Kraken 4-3
2023-11-29 12:32
Erdogan ally points to 'painful' Turkish rate hike
Erdogan ally points to 'painful' Turkish rate hike
Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan's influential partner in his ruling coalition warned Tuesday the government needs to take "painful" economic recovery measures...
2023-06-21 00:05
Braves add RHP Daysbel Hernández to NLDS roster, Phillies go with RHP Michael Lorenzen
Braves add RHP Daysbel Hernández to NLDS roster, Phillies go with RHP Michael Lorenzen
The Atlanta Braves made several surprising roster moves for the NL Division Series, adding hard-throwing reliever Daysbel Hernández and top prospect AJ Smith- Shawver ahead of Game 1 against the Philadelphia Phillies
2023-10-07 22:57
18 of the funniest 'What do you call' jokes
18 of the funniest 'What do you call' jokes
No matter the time or the situation we could all do with a good laugh and the simplest of dad jokes always do the trick. Even social media agrees that dad jokes are funny with a current trend on Twitter revolving around the timeless format of the 'what do you call' gags. Sign up to our free Indy100 weekly newsletter Don't believe us? Well here are XX 'what do you call jokes' that you can test on your friends next time you are in the pub or reserve until Christmas dinner when the ones in your cracker inevitably let you down. 1. What do you call a group of men waiting for a haircut? A barbercue. 2. What do you call a frozen kid? Chill-dren 3. What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time 4. What do you call a man who cannot stand? Neal 5. What do you call a reluctant potato? A hesitater. 6. What do you call a Magician who's lost his magic? Ian. 7. What do you call a dinosaur fart? A blast from the past! 8. What do you call a duck that steals? A Robber Duck. 9. What do you call a fish without eyes? A fsh 10. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. 11. What do you call a dog with a fever? A hot dog. 12. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta. 13. What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated. 14. What do you call a sad coffee? A despresso. 15. What do you call a Mexican man who lost his car? Carlos. 16. What do you call an angry counsellor? A therapissed. 17. What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken caes-a salad. 18. What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto. Have your say in our news democracy. Click the upvote icon at the top of the page to help raise this article through the indy100 rankings.
2023-05-20 01:06
Protesters hurl rocks at Kenyan police as three-day tax protest begins
Protesters hurl rocks at Kenyan police as three-day tax protest begins
NAIROBI (Reuters) -Around 100 protesters hurled rocks at police in a poor neighbourhood of Nairobi on Wednesday as three days
2023-07-19 16:01
NFL-Bills' Damar Hamlin plays in first game since January cardiac arrest
NFL-Bills' Damar Hamlin plays in first game since January cardiac arrest
Damar Hamlin competed in the Buffalo Bills' preseason opener on Saturday, marking the safety's first taste of competitive
2023-08-13 03:35
Newcastle boss Eddie Howe hails Callum Wilson’s form
Newcastle boss Eddie Howe hails Callum Wilson’s form
Callum Wilson is in the form of his life as his goals edge Newcastle ever closer to Champions League qualification. That is the view of Magpies head coach Eddie Howe, who worked with the England striker during the pair’s time together at Bournemouth before they were reunited at St James’ Park. Wilson is enjoying the Premier League goals return of his career with 18 to date, the last 11 coming since the beginning of April and eight of them in his six most recent appearances, the perfect response to record signing Alexander Isak’s presence on Tyneside. Asked if the 31-year-old’s rich vein of form was his best yet, Howe said with a smile: “He’ll probably tell me there’s been a better spell somewhere down the line, I imagine. “The season he was in the Championship with us, my first season with him at Bournemouth, I thought he was electric. “But this is at the very highest level, this is against the best defenders in the world, the best teams in the world and he’s performing at probably, I’d say, the best level I’ve ever seen him at.” Wilson’s latest telling contribution came in Thursday night’s crucial 4-1 home victory over Brighton, which sends the Magpies into Monday’s clash with Leicester knowing Champions League qualification is firmly within their grasp. With the score at 2-1 and barely a minute of normal time remaining, he broke and fired past keeper Jason Steele before racing clear once again to set up Bruno Guimaraes to score, although it was his all-round contribution which pleased Howe most. The 45-year-old said: “I complimented him, not in terms of the goal he scored, but just his intelligence on the press for us because he is the one that has to set the chain off and he has to get it right. This is at the very highest level, this is against the best defenders in the world, the best teams in the world and he's performing at probably, I'd say, the best level I've ever seen him at Eddie Howe on Callum Wilson “If he gets it wrong, the whole team suffers, so I thought his tactical understanding was as good as I’ve seen.” The intensity Newcastle mustered against the Seagulls has become their trademark under Howe, and it is one of which he is justifiably proud. He said: “You can’t promise the winning. In my first press conference here, I said I can’t promise that, but I can try to give a team that empties on the pitch, that gives everything every time we step on to it. “That’s what I ask of the team, that’s what I ask of the players consistently. It’s easier said than done because in a long season, cup runs, naturally people will have off days, bad days, that’s just natural. “But you can have a bad day and still give your all, and I’ve got to compliment the players on what they’ve done this year. The mindset and mentality of the group have been second to none.” Read More Charity boss speaks out over ‘traumatic’ encounter with royal aide Ukraine war’s heaviest fight rages in east - follow live Bryan Mbeumo delighted to come to the fore in absence of Ivan Toney US PGA leader Brooks Koepka vows to avoid a repeat of Masters collapse Katie Taylor eager for rematch after decision loss to Chantelle Cameron
2023-05-21 16:04
Terror suspect on the run after escaping London prison
Terror suspect on the run after escaping London prison
A serving member of the British Army awaiting trial on terror charges escaped from prison in London on Wednesday, the city's Metropolitan Police said.
2023-09-07 01:07
proteanTecs to Present in Open Compute Project (OCP) Webinar on Silent Data Errors for Resilient Data Centers
proteanTecs to Present in Open Compute Project (OCP) Webinar on Silent Data Errors for Resilient Data Centers
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Norway Tourism Gets Boost From Foreigners on Krone
Norway Tourism Gets Boost From Foreigners on Krone
Norwegian tourism is thriving after a weaker krone made the famously expensive Nordic country cheaper to visit and
2023-07-28 17:44
'The Five' host Jesse Watters' wife Emma stuns in new photos for New York Fashion Week, fans call her 'classy and fabulous'
'The Five' host Jesse Watters' wife Emma stuns in new photos for New York Fashion Week, fans call her 'classy and fabulous'
The photos were shared by her stylist and revealed that she was all set to attend the New York Fashion Week
2023-09-15 14:27
Oil climbs after short-lived Russian mutiny, currencies steady
Oil climbs after short-lived Russian mutiny, currencies steady
By Tom Westbrook SINGAPORE Oil nudged higher in early trade on Monday as an abortive weekend mutiny by
2023-06-26 07:28