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California Governor Gavin Newsom unveiled legislation Friday to speed up construction of power lines, water works, bridges and

Bayern Munich midfielder Joshua Kimmich is attracting interest from across Europe as he considers his future at the club.

Experts raise the alarm as early wildfires strike the province of Alberta, prompting an emergency.

Amy Tan's 1989 book represented a breakthrough for Chinese American representation in popular culture.

Pac-12 football fans are here for a good time, but not for a long time with realignment coming.For at least one more year, we will have a healthy helping of Pac-12 football out on the West Coast.With USC and UCLA leaving the league in 2024 to join the Big Ten, the Pac-12 feels like it is on ...

President Joe Biden supported a decision to make South Carolina, not New Hampshire, the first Democratic presidential primary state in 2024 so as to avoid "embarrassment" in a state where the demographic makeup is less favorable to Democrats, Rep. Jim Clyburn told CNN's Chris Wallace.

The Houston Rockets own the No. 4 and No. 20 picks in the 2023 NBA Draft; which prospect combinations should fans hope for?For the Houston Rockets, lottery night was filled with bitter disappointment. Entering the night with the second-worst record in the NBA and tied-for-best odds to land the N...

A US photo agency says it has refused to hand over pictures and video of the Duke and Duchess of Sussex taken in New York on Tuesday night during what the royal couple called a "near catastrophic" car chase by "a ring of highly aggressive paparazzi."

No matter the time or the situation we could all do with a good laugh and the simplest of dad jokes always do the trick. Even social media agrees that dad jokes are funny with a current trend on Twitter revolving around the timeless format of the 'what do you call' gags. Sign up to our free Indy100 weekly newsletter Don't believe us? Well here are XX 'what do you call jokes' that you can test on your friends next time you are in the pub or reserve until Christmas dinner when the ones in your cracker inevitably let you down. 1. What do you call a group of men waiting for a haircut? A barbercue. 2. What do you call a frozen kid? Chill-dren 3. What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time 4. What do you call a man who cannot stand? Neal 5. What do you call a reluctant potato? A hesitater. 6. What do you call a Magician who's lost his magic? Ian. 7. What do you call a dinosaur fart? A blast from the past! 8. What do you call a duck that steals? A Robber Duck. 9. What do you call a fish without eyes? A fsh 10. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. 11. What do you call a dog with a fever? A hot dog. 12. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta. 13. What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated. 14. What do you call a sad coffee? A despresso. 15. What do you call a Mexican man who lost his car? Carlos. 16. What do you call an angry counsellor? A therapissed. 17. What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken caes-a salad. 18. What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto. Have your say in our news democracy. Click the upvote icon at the top of the page to help raise this article through the indy100 rankings.

Folarin Balogun has switched international allegiances from England to the USMNT. Here's how his new side could line up with the striker impressing in France with Reims.

Rheum, cerumen, and mucus are just a few of our gross bodily fluids.

VIDEO: Goose on the loose at minor league baseball game.