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The Miami Marlins have won four straight games to move into second in the NL East, and they have their ace, Sandy Alcantara, on the mound on Friday to take on the San Francisco Giants.The Giants enter this series on a three-game winning streak, pulling them ahead of the San Diego Padres for thir...

By Marc Jones LONDON The credibility and independence of central banks around the world is at risk if

No matter the time or the situation we could all do with a good laugh and the simplest of dad jokes always do the trick. Even social media agrees that dad jokes are funny with a current trend on Twitter revolving around the timeless format of the 'what do you call' gags. Sign up to our free Indy100 weekly newsletter Don't believe us? Well here are XX 'what do you call jokes' that you can test on your friends next time you are in the pub or reserve until Christmas dinner when the ones in your cracker inevitably let you down. 1. What do you call a group of men waiting for a haircut? A barbercue. 2. What do you call a frozen kid? Chill-dren 3. What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time 4. What do you call a man who cannot stand? Neal 5. What do you call a reluctant potato? A hesitater. 6. What do you call a Magician who's lost his magic? Ian. 7. What do you call a dinosaur fart? A blast from the past! 8. What do you call a duck that steals? A Robber Duck. 9. What do you call a fish without eyes? A fsh 10. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. 11. What do you call a dog with a fever? A hot dog. 12. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta. 13. What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated. 14. What do you call a sad coffee? A despresso. 15. What do you call a Mexican man who lost his car? Carlos. 16. What do you call an angry counsellor? A therapissed. 17. What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken caes-a salad. 18. What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto. Have your say in our news democracy. Click the upvote icon at the top of the page to help raise this article through the indy100 rankings.

Folarin Balogun has switched international allegiances from England to the USMNT. Here's how his new side could line up with the striker impressing in France with Reims.

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An overview of the media in Myanmar, including links to broadcasters and newspapers.

TORONTO Ontario Premier Doug Ford said on Friday that his government will put more money on the table

By Giselda Vagnoni ROME After three years of pandemic travel restrictions and rocketing energy costs, tourism is back

The former president could face a stiff challenge for his party's 2024 presidential nomination.

MOSCOW Messenger service WhatsApp faces a maximum fine of 4 million roubles (51,500) after Russia accused it of

The Cambridgeshire festival returns with its biggest line-up to date.

NFL veteran Chris Harris is taking the blatant approach to ring-chasing.Chris Harris Jr. has spent 12 years in the NFL, including four Pro Bowl appearances at cornerback. He spent 10 games with the New Orleans Saints last season, registering four starts after beginning his stint on the practice ...